I was gonna do a post about Skyrim, but then my brain backfired and we're left with this.
Why do people like NASCAR? It doesn't make any sense. I wonder what would happen if a deer somehow got onto the race track? That would be really messy. I'm glad I wouldn't have to clean that up. I wonder if cleaning people ever have to clean up their bosses murder scenes? I really need to redo my nails, the paint is all chipped and icky looking. I wonder why shells have that shiny stuff in them. I'm kinda hungry. I should probably go play with the kittens. So damn cute. I think we're out of hand soap in the bathroom. Never mind, there's some above the kitchen sink. Ouch! wtf was that? I wonder why men's beards are lighter around the mouth. Toothpaste maybe? Chuck Norris is creepy. Maybe he's some kind of genetic experiment? Ugh! what does this guy want? Fuckin creeper. Should I eat and then smoke, or smoke and then eat.... ok, food first, cause that would taste nasty. Score, hamburger. Man, nobody's on facebook. Is that guy Canadian? Woot, Katersoneseven mentioned me in a vlog!Mountain Dew is the nectar of the Gods. I'm bored with this. Skyrim? Mmm, maybe after a smoke.
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